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User:wrong_monkey (1044983)
Mornin'
Name:Warning Chums May Contain Irony
Location:London, N4, United Kingdom
Birthdate:1975-11-10
Bio:Athiest

Natural source of Funk

I wear baggy arse jeans and enjoy a good hat... lots of hats

I draw and need to draw more

My Pa' was a race car driver and I wish i was too

I'm Prone to skip diving and hoarding strange found objects to make into slightly more useful objects

I sip my Whiskey

I love a smooth curve

I fix things with broken stuff

Art school drop out designer, photography assistant set builder, bar man and artist

I post sporadicly, random things that catch my eye that I like to share

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“If the people were a little more ignorant, astrology would flourish - if a little more enlightened, religion would perish”

Robert Green American Statesman and orator, noted for his defence of atheism 1833-99


“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”

Seneca- Roman philosopher 1st century AD


“Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.”

Buddha Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.


The 'Galaxy Song' from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,

And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour.
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!




Oh and Combat_Sausage thinks I'm cute
Memories::12 entries
Interests:119: animatronics, annoying myself, bass, beards, beats, beauty, beer, being smaller then you, bikes, bin-hoking, blues, body language, bowling, breakbeat, breakdancing, burlesque, cartoons, catsuits, comics, creature effects, design, dinner, doodling, drawing, drugs, dub, dumpster diving, fetish, film, fingerless gloves, fishnets, flirts, freaks, funk, futurama, futurism, gadgets, george orwell, getting lost, girls, girls in uniform, glasses, good lighting, graffiti, graphic design, guinness, guns, hats, having-a-livejournal, hip-hop, hot rods, hotrods, humour, irony, jiggly bits, kraftwerk, kung-fu movies, life, like-minded dorks, logos, longjohns, love, lust, metal, militaria, military chic, military uniforms, muscle cars, museums, my beard, my bike doris, nurses, painting, people watching, photography, piercings, pin ups, pinstripes, pinups, piracy, pirates, pointless conversations, prosthetics, pyrotechnics, remixes, rock, rock n' roll, scars, science, sex, sfx, shatner, shouting at the universe, shouting bollox, snuggling, spike milligan, star trek, star wars, steak, stoner rock, striptease, stuff, tattoos, tea, technology, the clash, the noble otter, thunder, tits, tweed, uniforms, v8s, vintage clothing, visual effects, wasting time with you, whiskey, writing on windows, your mum, zombies
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